The One with the Two Parties Quotes
[In the boys' apartment, Rachel enters in her maid-of-honor dress and huge pink hat.]
Chandler: I'm sorry — we don't have your sheep.
Monica: God, it is so nice for once not to get all hung up on "where's this going?".
Rachel: [You] afraid to ask him?
Monica: Could not be more terrified.
Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Rachel: I can't believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Phoebe: We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned, like having a picnic at Central Park, and, you know, coffee at Central Perk… Oh! I just got that!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Chandler: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Girl's Voice: Dennis!
Chandler: Ok, that's me.
Rachel: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Chandler: Well, we could count again.
Ross: Hi honey, how did it go?
Rachel: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Chandler: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.
Rachel: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do for a Celica.
Monica: So what happened?
Rachel: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Monica: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
Chandler: Wow, it's, it's like porno for clowns.