Friends Quotes (Page 11)
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
Joanna: Oh, great! I'll keep it in my butt with your nose.
Joey: Hey! We are so in luck! Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement! Wait right there.
Chandler: Oh, no. I'm paddling away.
[Joey comes back in with folding lawn chairs to finsh off the patio furnature ensamble]
Chandler: Really? We got all this rusty crap for free?
Joey: This and a bunch of bubble wrap, and some of it is not even popped.
[The Chick and the Duck walk in quacking and chirpping]
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
Monica: I think you're sweet, and you're smart, and I love you. But you will be always the guy who peed on me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Rachel: And hey, just so you know — it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!
Joey: If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 [At the beachouse, Ross returns to Rachel's room after breaking up with his bald girlfriend Bonnie.]
Rachel: Was it awful?
Ross: Well, it was long. I didn't even realize how late it was 'til I noticed the five o'clock shadow on her head.
Phoebe: He even showed me charcoal drawings he drew of me. Well he'd prefer watercolours, but you know, he has easy acess to a lot of charcoal.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 [A bedraggled Phoebe misses Joey's play, having spent all night on hold with phone customer service.]
Joey: Hey, Pheebs — where were ya?
Phoebe: I'm so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely going to see your play. I swear, your play is very important to us. Thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Joey: I-I can't handle this, guys.
Chandler: You know, I can handle it! Handle's my middle name. Actually, it's the, uh, the middle part of my first name.
Joey: Did you think about the trail?
Ross: What trail?
Joey: The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out you did it. You always have to think about the trail!
