Friends Quotes (Page 12)
Rachel: I'm gonna order a pizza.
Ross: A pizza, like, 'I forgive you?'...Ok then. Can I get in on that?
Rachel: Fine...[on phone] Hi, I would like to order a pizza...
Ross: [whispers] No anchovies.
Rachel: With extra anchovies.
Ross: [whispers] I'll just pick them off.
Rachel: And can you chop some up and put them right in the sauce?
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007Phoebe: Hello? Uh yeah. Someone's gonna have to take my nine o'clock appointment because, it's like, 9:15 and, I'm not there!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007Monica: Now, aren't you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Phoebe: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one..."
Monica: Did that!
Phoebe: Okay. "Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion."
Monica: Okay! [pulls off strip] Owwwwww! Ow-ow-owwwwww!
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was painful! Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax"!
Rachel: Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I— but I got a crisis!
Ross: Yeah, but I've got couscous!
Clerk: Six dollars, please.
Monica: Six? I just had it for one night. It's three.
Clerk: Eight o'clock is the cut-off and, aww, it's 8:02.
Monica: You know, in a weird way, you have too much power.
Chandler: I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
Joey: The what?
Chandler: The abridgment.
Joey: Oh, okay. [to Ross] The what?
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Joey: Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
Chandler: I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer.
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing "New York, New York", and ah, oh "I Left My Heart in San Francisco".
Chandler: Whoa, ah, hold on a second, Joe. Where did Dutch people come from?
[Joey helplessly looks at Ross, then turns back.]
Joey: Ah, well, the, uh… Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: And the, ah… other Dutch people? They come from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?
Joey: Nice try! See, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Margha: Oh, my!
Ross: Enough with "Geography for the Insane". Let's play some ball.
