Friends Quotes (Page 13)
Joey: Alright! We have to pick captains.
Chandler: And then Tennilles.
Joey: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey hey, I'm not judging!
Phoebe: I'm not sure about buying a mattress from Janice's ex-husband. It's like cheating on Chandler.
Monica: Not at these prices!
Ross: When you guys were kids, and played, ah, "Happy Days", who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I was always Joanie!
Joey: Question. Was, uh, "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood?
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Joey: No more jam?!
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Monica: I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now...Babies.
Chandler: Well, your gonna need much bigger jars.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked [holds up one hand], or, or a big tub of jam. [holds up the other hand]
Joey: Put your hands together
Ross: You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex. "Do I look fat?" "No!" "Is she prettier than I am?" "No!" "Does size matter?"
Rachel: "Nooo!"
Ross: And it works both ways.
Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh, my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando!
Joey: "Okay you hide my underwear, I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you!"
Chandler: "Oh, What are you gonna do? Show me my clothes?
Joey: "Hey opposite ... Is Opposite!"
Chandler: "He's got nothing!"
