Friends Quotes (Page 14)
Joey [to Chandler]: Where's my underwear?
Ross: Woah woah...come on, you took his underwear?
Chandler: He took my essence!
Ross: Okay Joey, hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Because I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, um, then, why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux, 'kay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Joey: Okay
[Joey gets up and takes the cushions]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair. You didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair!
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT! I'm taking the essence.
Ross: It starts at eight. We can't be late.
Phoebe: We could not, would not, want to wait!
Chandler: All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Joey: All right, they got water, orange juice...and what looks like cider.
Chandler: Taste it.
[Joey drinks it, and puts it back in the fridge]
Joey [mad]: Yeah, it's fat. I DRANK FAT!
Chandler: Yeah I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Chandler: Umm, yeah.
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth....
Chandler: Girth!? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this!?
Joey: Look, what do you want me to say?
Chandler: I want you to say that you like her!
Joey: I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna… pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
Chandler: Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way, there is no "Count Rushmore"!
Joey: Oh, yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?
Phoebe: Uh, see, I-I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's the Boss?.
Rachel: What song is that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Um… [singing to "Tiny Dancer"] "Hold me close, young Tony Danza…"
[In the boys' apartment, Rachel enters in her maid-of-honor dress and huge pink hat.]
Chandler: I'm sorry — we don't have your sheep.
Monica: God, it is so nice for once not to get all hung up on "where's this going?".
Rachel: [You] afraid to ask him?
Monica: Could not be more terrified.
Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.