Friends Quotes (Page 15)
Rachel: I can't believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Phoebe: We didn't do any of the romantic things I'd planned, like having a picnic at Central Park, and, you know, coffee at Central Perk… Oh! I just got that!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Chandler: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Joey: Quick volleyball question.
Chandler: Volleyball
Joey: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Chandler: Joey, a woman just stuck her tongue down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Girl's Voice: Dennis!
Chandler: Ok, that's me.
Rachel: Both of them are here, both of them, both of them are here?
Chandler: Well, we could count again.
Ross: Hi honey, how did it go?
Rachel: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Chandler: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.
Rachel: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from Long Island would do for a Celica.
Monica: So what happened?
Rachel: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Monica: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
Chandler: Wow, it's, it's like porno for clowns.
Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Joey [to Ross]: Haven't you ever gotten beat up before?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: I mean by someone besides Monica.
Ross: No...
Joey: Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich?
Rachel [disgusted]: OH! what is in that?
Joey: Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo.
Rachel: No, because mayo would make it gross.
Ross and Chandler: Hi
Rachel: What's the matter with you?
Chandler: Some mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Rachel: No!
Joey: You're kidding!
Ross: It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies, actual bullies. We're grown ups, this isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Rachel [sympathically hugs Ross]: Oh Honey...
Chandler [feeling left out]: Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.