Friends Quotes (Page 16)
Chandler: Man, I am so beat.
Ross: Oh, yeah
Chandler: Hey you just wanna forget about racquetball and hang out here?
Ross: Yeah, all right.
Richard: It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, "You know who just died shoveling snow?"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Phoebe: It's a Wonderful Life. Yes, I've heard of this.
Monica: So you can't lose! It's there in the title. Wonderfulness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Please. I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees. I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride, and then — boom! — the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Richard: Uh… the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Phoebe: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies, to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know — before she killed herself.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Chandler: Richard's really nice and everything, uh… It's just that we don't know him really well, you know, and plus, he's, you know… old.
[Monica glares at Chandler.]
Chandler: …-er than some people. But, uh, younger… than some buildings!
Monica: Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Rachel: This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind.
Ross: Excuse me — your wind?
Rachel: How do you expect me to grow, if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You know, um...I don't have a...have a...problem with that.
Monica: Danny Arshak, ninth grade. You know the bottle was totally pointing at me!
Rachel: Only because you took up half the circle!
Joey: Hey, Gunther. Let me get a lemonade to go.
Gunther: Lemonade? You okay, man?
Rachel: Phoebe, how could you do this to me? This was all your idea!
Phoebe: I know, I know, and I was going to get it, but then he came in with this needle, and d— did you know they do this with needles?
Rachel: Really! You don't say! Because mine was licked on by kittens!