Friends Quotes (Page 17)
[As they get more intimate, Ross slowly rolls on top of Rachel, when she suddenly gasps.]
Rachel: Oh, God!
[They roll to their sides, and Rachel tenderly caresses Ross's face.]
Rachel: Oh… honey… oh, that's okay.
Ross: What? Oh, no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Rachel: Ohhh, thank God!
Ross: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh, it's okay. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
[They kiss.]
Ross: You're not laughing.
Rachel: This time it's not so funny.
Ross [on the phone]: Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display.
[Pause]
Ross: No, no, no, no, Homo Habilis was erect, Homo Austrapalithicus was NEVER fully erect.
Chandler: Well maybe he was nervous.
Ross [to Monica]: Well, why're you all dressed up?
Phoebe: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Ross: What? You have a date? Who with?
Monica: No one.
Ross: C'mon, what's his name?
Monica: Nothing.
Ross: Come on, tell me.
Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: Oh, I promise, what.
Monica: It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Ross: How do you spell Casey? Is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? (Puts phone down) Who's this Casey?
Phoebe: Some guy she met at the movies.
Ross: What does he want with her?
Chandler: I'm guessing he want to do a little dance... make a little love... and basically get down tonight.
Joey: Some girl ate Monica!
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds!
Chandler: Oh. So how many cameras are actually on you?
Chandler: You know, he could've gotten me a VCR, he could've gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no — he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace House of CRAP!
Phoebe: It's not that bad.
Chandler: Oh! Yeah. Easy for you to say. You don't have to walk around, sporting some reject from the Mr. T Collection!
Phoebe: Hang in there. It's gonna happen!
Ross: Okay, now, how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster!
[At a loss, Ross looks at Chandler.]
Chandler: Oh, she's going somewhere.
Phoebe: Come on, you guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws…
Joey: It just seems so futile, you know? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Chandler: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
