Friends Quotes (Page 19)
Ross: Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
Chandler: Oh. See, I had to tell her that your number was my number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number, because she thinks that my number is Bob's number!
Ross: Hey, tell me again what I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Mr. Treeger: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
Monica: That's terrible.
Mr. Treeger: I know. I was sweepin' yesterday. It coulda been me.
Chandler: You said he was going to do my inseam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
[Chandler and Ross stare at him, aghast.]
Joey: What? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes, it is... in prison!
Rachel: I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?!
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Rachel: These are for you. [slowly, clearly] Wel-come to our coun-try!
Julie: [slowly, clearly] Thank you! I'm from… New York.
Chandler: [imitating cavemen] Men are here.
Joey: ...We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: .....Then put out fire by peeing no get invited back.
Joey: That book got me through some tough times.
Melanie: [admiringly] There is a little child inside this man.
Chandler: Yes — the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die.
Ross: Do you guys know who "Carl" is?
Chandler: Uh, let's see — Alvin… Simon… Theodore… no.
Joey: Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed to conduct any… personal experiments, if you know what I mean.
Monica: Joey, we always know what you mean.
Monica: What does she think of your little… science project?
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?