Friends Quotes (Page 21)
Rachel: Guess what? Guess what, guess what, guess what?!
Chandler: Um, okay, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
Ross: Everything's going to be all right.
Carol: What do you know?! No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi! Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this POT ROAST THROUGH IT?!"
Monica: It's just, Wendy is more of a professional waitress.
Rachel: Oh, and so I've been saving my status as an amateur to compete in the waitressing Olympics!
Chandler: You know, I hate to brag, but I waited tables in '76 at Innsbruck.
Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
Chandler: You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Chandler: Oh, man - in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007Chandler: You're not him. You're you. […] And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say, "No thanks — I'm married."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies!
Rachel: "Nice"? They were… "nice". I mean, that-that's it? I mean, mittens are "nice".
Chandler(gesturing): "Okay, Rock, Hard Place - Me(emphasized)"
Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?!
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot, because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.