Friends Quotes (Page 23)
Susan: We refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Rachel: Um...yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler: You did?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.
Jill Goodacre: [gives him a strange look and a stick of gum]
Chandler: [takes it and chews it][in his mind] Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. Could have said gum would be nice, or I'll have a stick. But no no no nooo. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
Chandler: Hi... Um, okay, next word would be... Chandler! Chandler... is my name, and... h... h... hi.
Aurora [amused]: Yes, you said that.
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thank you, goodnight. [starts to walk away without waiting for an answer]
Chandler: You know, you deserve this. After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey: Okay. Okay, fine! Make jokes. I don't care! This is a big break for me!
Ross: Überweiss! It's, uh, it's new, it's German, it's extra tough!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I've got no reason to live.
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I'm so sorry.
Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rainforest... and bigger boobs.
Ross: Oh... see, you took mine!
Phoebe: And I brought Operation! But, um... I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007Rachel: Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally... not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007
