Friends Quotes (Page 24)
Joey: ... 95, 96, 97. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Chandler: You got way too much time, man.
[In the girls' apartment, Chandler is suffering from nicotine withdrawal.]
Monica: Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Chandler: Hey, you know? I've had it with you guys, and your "cancer", and your "emphysema", and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool, and you know it!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 Phoebe: It's not mine! I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Monica: Loosely translated, "we should do this again" means "you will never see me naked."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007Rachel: I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Uh, oh, and Min — you know, if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married, and having kids, and everything… I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007 [The gang watches a sonogram of Carol's baby.]
Joey: What are we supposed to be seeing here?
Chandler: I don't know, but… I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.
Phoebe: You know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: You're a twin?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. We don't speak. She's like this… high-powered, driven, career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: I know I had it this morning… I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with…
Chandler: Dinah?
Phoebe: Monica, um, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like, all chaotic and twirly, you know, and… n-not in a good way.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 5th, 2007
