Friends Quotes (Page 25)
Chandler: I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not... why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically, just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
Joey: Are we still talking about sex?
Joey:Hey Pheobe, do you wanna come over and help us put Ross' furniture together?
Phoebe: I wish I could but I don't want to.
Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You're going to love it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 4th, 2007 Phoebe: I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself, and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside Port Authority, and then he killed himself. And then, I found aromatherapy! So believe me, I know exactly what you're going through.
[Rachel just gapes.]
Ross: The word you're looking for is, "Anyway…"
Rachel: They're my new "I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots" boots!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 4th, 2007 Monica: Why would anybody do something like that?!
Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed."
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of… beacon th-that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Chandler: Alright kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers… doesn't make much of a difference.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 4th, 2007 Monica: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
Monica: Just breathe, that's it. Just try to think of nice, calm things.
Phoebe: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells and something with mittens. La la la la la la something and noodles with string ...
Rachel: I'm all better now.
Phoebe: I helped!
[Joey tweaks Ross about his ex-wife being a lesbian.]
Ross: She didn't know! How should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
[Everyone turns to stare at him.]
Chandler: Did I say that out loud?
