Friends Quotes (Page 4)
Ross: And I'll always remember that summer, because that's when I realized that we are related.
Cassie: It took you that long to figure it out?
Ross: I'm a little slow. [under his breath] Just as our children would be.
Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: That's the perfect amount!
Rachel: Come on, Rosita. He doesn't know what he's talking about. Us chicas gotta stick together.
[She attempts to move "Rosita" and ends up breaking the back off.]
Rachel: You bitch.
Joey: What are you doin'?
Rachel: Moving a chair, so I can have a place to sit?
Joey: No, no, Rosita, does not move.
Rachel: As in, what...?
Joey: As in, Rosita does not move!
Rachel: Why not?!
Joey: 'Cause she is in the equal distance from the kitchen to the bathroom and she is at the perfect angle so that no glare is comin' off Stevie...
Rachel: Stevie the TV?
Joey: Is there a problem?!
Joey: The question, Rachel, is this: does he like you? Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long, or did all that just make sense?
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God!
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Phoebe: Neslay Toulouse.
Monica: Nestle Toll House?
Phoebe: You Americans always butcher the French language.
Phoebe: You know I think my grandmother would be proud that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I'm sure she's looking up at us and smiling.
Ross: Looking up?
Phoebe: Oh yeah! She was nice to me, but she's in hell for sure.
