Friends Quotes (Page 6)
Joey: Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
Chandler: [mockingly] Yeah. So, Tuesday?
Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, think of it like this: the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!
Chandler: Thank you.
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there's a big selling calendar!
• Rating 1.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Ross: Unagi... I'm always aware.
Chandler: Okay. Are you aware that unagi is an eel?
Ross: I studied ka-ra-tae for a long time and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call unagi.
Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Ross: No, it's a concep—
Phoebe: Yeah, it is, it is. It's fresh water eel.
Ross: Okay, maybe it means that too.
Rachel: Oh, I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now.
Chandler [as Roger]: Here's some little known facts about couscous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die!
[Phoebe stares at him angrily.]
Chandler: But you're not gonna die... I mean... you-you are going to die, but you're not gonna die today... I wish I was dead.
Chandler: No! Look, I don't cry! It's not a big deal! Okay?!
Joey: No! It's not okay! You're dead inside!
Joey: I can't believe Ross went out with Rachel's sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
Chandler: That was like 5 years ago.
Joey: Yeah you got 5 years left!
Chandler: Joey…
Joey: You wanna make it 6?!
Phoebe: I didn't know Playboy prints jokes.
Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It's not just about the pictures!
Monica: It didn't work on mom, it's not going to work on us.
Ross: And that's the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life's triumph over death. And that was like four thousand years ago.
Rachel: So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story.
