Friends Quotes (Page 7)
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Phoebe: No, ‘cause she didn't tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not going to waste a whole another hour there! I mean I've only got a week left, you know? I've really got to start living now! [Picks up a car magazine and reads it]
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Phoebe: Ninety percent of a women's pheromones come out the top of her head! That's why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! [Ross is staring at Phoebe] Oh come on Ross, you're a scientist.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Joey: Yeah, why don't you move in with me? It'll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday's right?
Rachel: ...Yeah, yeah I think I'm gonna find my own place.
Chandler: Hey-hey! ...I thought Naked Thursday's was just our thing man!
Ross: Look, I just don't want my tombstone to read, "Ross Geller: Three divorces."
Phoebe: Don't feel worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, "Ross Geller: Good at marriage!" Y'know? Mine's going to say, "Phoebe Buffay: Buried alive."
[Ross, Monica, and Rachel trying to find out why Phoebe is mad at Ross.]
Monica: Is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? "Whom! Whom!" Sometimes it's who!
Joey: I wasn't trying to save Ross. I was trying to save my sandwich.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Chandler: Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women?
Rachel: No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Rachel: I brought reinforcements.
Ross: You brought Joey?
Rachel: Um.. no, but I brought the next best thing.
[Chandler walks in.]
Chandler': Hey.
Ross: Chandler? You brought Chandler? The next best thing would have been Monica!
Chandler: Normally, I'd be offended, but she is freakishly strong.