Friends Quotes (Page 8)
Joey: Tsch! Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Rachel: No, no, Joey! U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well! Ain't gonna say "no" to that!
Joey: Look, it's not that big a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.
Rachel: I cannot believe you would say that!
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are "making love."
Janice: Well! I guess that's two out of three... Joey!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Ross: Okay, I know what you guys are going to say.
Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children.
Ross: I didn't know you were going to say that.
Monica: What's that noise you just made?
Chandler: Oh that? That's my work laugh.
Monica: Your work laugh?
Chandler: Yeah, and if you want to survive this party, you'll need to come up with one too.
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, no divorces in '99!
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99!
Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. You know some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Phoebe: You're questioning my methods.
Joey: I'm not questioning it, Phoebe, I'm saying it's stupid.
Monica: I'll just tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry.
Chandler: Ha! "Laundry"! Is that my new nickname?
Monica: No... You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big—
Ross: I just asked that girl out.
Joey: Is that your new thing for today?
Ross: Yeah. She gave me her number. Look!