Friends Quotes (Page 9)
Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Ross: I am going to make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
Ross: I am going to do one thing that I have never done before. That, my friends, is my New Year's resolution.
Phoebe: Ohh... that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to find is a plane load of people whose New Year's resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
Joey: Now, I'm gonna get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Rachel: Joey has got a secret peephole!
Chandler: Oh, no no no!
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica, he takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken, and then he looks at them!
Jack Geller: Hi Rachel
Rachel: Oh Hi!
Jack Geller: WOW! Love your new nose!
Judy Geller: Jack!
Jack Geller: Well, Dr. Wolfson's an artist. He removed my mole cluster. Want to see?
Chandler [angerly mocking the duck]: Oh, oh, I'm a duck. I go quack-quack. I'm happy all the time.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!
Monica: And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!
Phoebe: So, here you are! Gosh — seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little Petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong — this is. Well, I had the most fun with you guys. And I wish I could take you home and see you everyday, but… Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high-fives!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 7th, 2007 Ross: I'm just going to wander around in the rain.
Rachel: Uhh...it's not raining.
Ross: I can't catch a break!
Priest: I, Ross…
Ross: I, Ross…
Priest: … take thee, Emily…
Ross: … take thee, Rachel…