A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving Quotes
Paris: Oh. Well, by all means, Madeline, you should point out to the faculty that their annoying custom of teaching is distracting you from more important things like nail filing and daydreaming about marrying Ryan Phillippe.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007Sookie: Just a sec, hon. How’s your love life, Pete? A little frustrated, I bet. Wondering how I know that? ‘Cause you’re taking it out on my egg whites. Gently, fold them gently. Cheryl – you’re slicing not dicing, I can hear it in the chop. Adjust, my friend.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Lorelai: What's that?
Sookie: That is a vat of boiling oil.
Lorelai: Really? Where's Quasimodo?
Sookie: This is not a joking matter.
Rory: What is the oil for?
Lorelai: For pouring on Visigoths.
Sookie: Lorelai!
Lorelai: When else am I gonna get to use my Visigoth material?
Lorelai: So no offense but what's with that lame-o kiss?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You and Jess, you look like a couple of chickens pecking each other.
Rory: Mind your own business.
Lorelai: Well it was right in front of me.
Rory: So, I don't need a review.
Luke: Shouldn't we give thanks first?
Jess: Thanks for what?
Luke: Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for smallpox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen.
Kirk: Oh, sorry. My excitement must be clouding my ability to judge comedic hyperbole.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007