A Tale of Poes and Fire Quotes
Lorelai: Um, help the guests with the kids, make sure they're not freaked out. Gather them up and entertain them for awhile so the adults can catch their breath.
Rory: Right. I have never entertained kids – how do I do that?
Lorelai: Uh, take your socks off and do a puppet show.
Rory: You've clearly never entertained kids either.
Sookie: Got any plates that aren't cracked?
Luke: You're the one that's cracked.
Sookie: Nice thing to say to a pregnant woman.
Luke: You're pregnant?
Lorelai: Could you be any farther behind?
Lorelai: Oh, mime. That reminds me – Yale, best drama school bar none. Put that in the pro column.
Rory: I'm not taking drama.
Lorelai: No, but it means you'll have the best on-campus productions. You'll get to see the next Meryl Streep all goofy and 18 and doing crap like, "Hey, name an occupation!" "Plumber!" "Name a farm tool now!" "Tractor!" "Hey, I'm a tractor doing ... plumbing."