Afterboom Quotes
Emily: We're not having dessert.
Rory: We're not?
Emily: I-I'm on a diet.
Richard: Americans are extremely fat.
Lorelai: I think they prefer Ruben-esque.
Rory: I don't think you're fat, grandma.
Emily: [looks at Lorelai] Thank you Lorelai.
Lorelai: [to Rory] Well, she was half right.
Lane: [calling the kitchen] Caesar, I need a turkey burger, fries well-done, and I'm still waiting for that grilled cheese and tomato.
Caesar: Patience is a virtue.
Lane: Light a candle, and tell it to the pope. I want my grilled cheese, pronto.
Lorelai: College is loud!
Rory: Yes, it's part of our training. It's right up there with the bad food, the sleep deprivation, and how to hold your own hair while throwing up.
Lorelai: Awww.
Richard: I haven't been in the mood to talk.
Lorelai: Well, we need to.
Richard: I felt like reading.
Lorelai: Why are you doing this, Dad?
Richard: Well, reading is good for you. You learn things.
Michel: All of the woodwork was hand-carved by a union soldier that the owner, Mrs. Tinley, took pity on and nursed back to health. He got better, went off, slaughtered a few dozen Confederate soldiers, came back, and made the stairs. Nice story, yes?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Rory: Why didn't you just tell them that you guys were dating?
Lorelai: Oh, come on. You know why. We were going to tell them when the time was right. Of course, I had no idea we were dealing with the Carringtons. All we needed was a swimming pool and some ball gowns to really end the evening right.
Rory: This is unbelievable. I leave you people alone for one hour and all hell breaks loose.
Rory: Have you talked to Grandma or Grandpa yet?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Have you tried to talk to Grandma or Grandpa yet?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: That's my little Kofi Annan.
Lorelai: Jason's gone.
Rory: Finally had enough of you.
Lorelai: Oh, yeah. It took three hours of my hula-dancing, Small World doll impressions, but I broke him.