Application Anxiety Quotes
Sookie: Oh, come on, you do not like modern art.
Jackson: Oh, then I was mistaken, I guess I don’t. I’m a mindless android, I have no opinions.
Sookie: Well, what kind do you like?
Lorelai: Yeah, do you like the kind that looks like someone hemorrhaged on a canvas?
Jackson: Yes, I love hemorrhaging.
Darren: Stars Hollow is charming. The last time we drove through there, there was a pumpkin patch.
Lorelai: Sounds like us.
Darren: In March.
Lorelai: Oh, that would be the year the pumpkins arrived late.
Lorelai: State your full name. Better not get that one wrong, and nickname if any.
Rory: That would be Rory.
Lorelai: Or droopy drawers.
Rory: That was never my nickname.
Lorelai: Wrong! I called you that as a baby.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: That's right. Once you had these little Oshkosh cords and they were way to big. Once at the mall they fell right down to your knees and I said "Whoa there droopy drawers". I'm just afraid if we don't answer every thing accurately the Harvard police will come an hit you with an Atlas and say something mean in Latin.
Lorelai: He's going to be expecting Chilton High School senior, Trixie McBimbo, and her mother, Bambi McBimbo.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007Lorelai: Well, we spent the first ten minutes on him bugging me to volunteer for more stuff at school, or in lieu of that to make a donation to build the new basketball court, and then another couple of minutes of me convincing him that what sounded like me going "Ha!" was really me clearing my throat, but after that we had a very pleasant, productive conversation.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007