Ballrooms and Biscotti Quotes
Lorelai: This is a misogynistic truck.
Luke: What?
Lorelai: It's anti-woman, it's gender-selective, it's "Oh, let's drink a beer and watch the game and hike our shorts up."
Rory: This is Iran in '79, and you are Jimmy Carter, what do we do?
Lorelai: First, we get rid of the Jimmy Carter reference.
Luke: Look at you. All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood.
Taylor: I don't think you had a childhood. I think you came out a bitter, surly killjoy.
Rory: What? This is Stars Hollow, everything has a Hello Kitty stamp on the bottom.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Rory: Who are the rosary beads for?
Lorelai: They're mine.
Rory: What do you need rosary beads for?
Lorelai: They're cute.
Rory: They're for prayer.
Lorelai: Well, pray they match my blue suit.
Rory: They've just upgraded you to a queen-size bed, jacuzzi tub, junior suite in hell.
Lorelai: So are you going to name him Lorelai?
Sookie: Absolutely, that wouldn't be confusing at all...
Lorelai: It's a boy! Oh, I know nothing about little boys!
Sookie: Me neither.