Blame Booze and Melville Quotes
Lorelai: I just ate an apple.
Rory: Uh oh.
Lorelai: Yeah. And I liked it.
Rory: Whoa!
Rory: You've caught me up. Society's caught me up. The health channel on cable's caught me up. Miss Driscoll the sad spinster gym teacher at Stars Hollow High caught me up.
Lorelai: Miss Driscoll, right. Like she would ever need birth control.
Rory: I can't get "coming around the mountain" out of my mind. It's like one of those phrases like "drop it like its hot" that I really wish I'd never heard.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Caesar: Hello. Hold on. Hey, Luke, it’s for you. It’s Taylor.
Lorelai: Caesar! You just broke Luke’s standing 'when Taylor calls I’m out even if he can see me through the stupid connecting window' rule.
Rory: What about endowment boy?
Emily: The maybes.
Rory: You go Grandma.
Lorelai: I bet Gregorio would be good dipped in chocolate.
Rory: We're fondue purists, Grandma.
Lorelai: Yea we dip old school.
Emily: The government says you should have nine servings of fruits and vegetables per day.
Lorelai: Imperialist propaganda.
Rory: Noam Chomsky would agree.
Lorelai: I bet Noam doesn't dip fruit.
