But I'm a Gilmore Quotes
Lorelai: You know, I love watching you cook. It's hot.
Luke: That's cause you're standing next to the boiler.
Lorelai: Oh, is that what we're calling it now?
Lorelai: This is bad, Michel.
Michel: I'm getting that, yes.
Lorelai: Well, we'll just figure something out, right?
Michel: Absolutely. Ain't no mountain high enough.
Lorelai: We'll just formulate a plan, nail down a strategy. You have any ideas?
Michel: We could order some pizza, or Chinese food, or perhaps one of those hoagies that you cut into a million pieces-
Lorelai: No more suggestions necessary, Michel!
Michel: Well, I'm here if you need me.
Rory: Hey, Mom!
Lorelai [sighs]: Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?
Lorelai: You lost me at carrots, which by the way was the first draft of "you had me at hello."
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: I see we've entered the no humor zone.
