Dear Emily and Richard Quotes
Emily: You do not just leave a note. You call and say: "Mom, I'm in labor. Will you please drive me to the damned hospital?!"
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007 Lorelai: It’s from my mother.
Rory: What is it?
Lorelai: It’s heavy. Must be her hopes and dreams for me.
Rory: I thought she discarded those years ago.
Rory: I just need to go on record that a grown man should not throw himself a Beanie Baby retirement party.
Lorelai: Just hold your breath this one actually takes.
Rory: And how is Sookie supposed to plan a Beanie Baby menu?
Lorelai: Lots of beans.
Lorelai: Well, he decided that golf was dull and he doesn’t want to be remembered as dull.
Michel: Would he like to be remembered as limping, because I can be a fabulous help with that.
Jess: What are the extra pickles on?
Dean: On the side.
Jess: On the side of what? On the side of the burgers, on the side of the sandwiches, or on the side of the road where the ditch I’m gonna dump your body into is?
Emily: Yes, but you’re not a kid, you’re a grown woman. What are people going to think when they see a grown woman bunking down with a bunch of twenty-year-olds?
Lorelai: Well, if the twenty-year-olds are cute, they’ll probably think, "Lucky!"
Lorelai: Mom, I swear, it was Aunt Maureen.
Emily: Aunt Maureen would never hike up her skirt in public.
Lorelai: She would after half a gallon of eggnog.
