Eight O'Clock at the Oasis Quotes

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Lorelai: You ruined my joke.
Rory: Um, no, the punchline ruined your joke.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007


Rory: Geez, did he talk about anything else but his car?
Lorelai: Not until we got to the restaurant, then the wine list.
Rory: Oh no he's a winey?
Lorelai: Yes, he sniffed and swirled and swished and did every other pretentious and borderline disgusting thing you can do with a glass of wine in a public place.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007


Emily: He's proud of his accomplishments. Whats wrong with that?
Lorelai: He didn't end world hunger mom. He simply made the decision to spring for the bigger tires.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007


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