Face-Off Quotes
Rory: Your mom loves Dave?
Lane: She said he’s a righteous young man who’s proven he can be trusted around antique furniture. In her book, that’s pretty close to love.
Lane: What do you mean? He’s jealous. Oh my God, he’s jealous, that’s so great.
Rory: You’ve worked your womanly wiles on him, Lane Kim.
Lane: I’ve never made a guy jealous before. I feel so powerful.
Rory: Just remember, there’s cute jealous and there’s Othello.
Kirk: Well, ladies and gentlemen, much like the Israelites of Yore, the Stars Hollow Minutemen languished in the desert for forty years. But tonight, there was no Promised Land, no New Canaan, only a humiliating five to one defeat at the merciless hands of the West Hartford Wildcats. So it’s back to the desert for the Minutemen, perhaps for another 40 years. Of course, by then, I’ll be seventy years old. A lot of the rest of you will probably be dead. Taylor, you’ll be dead. Babette, Miss Patty ... that man there in the hat.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007 Rory: If I had known sports were so much about eating, I would’ve come to a lot more of these.
Lane: I know. There’s something deeply satisfying about watching other people exercise while eating junk food.
Lorelai: It’ll be fun. There’ll be cheerleaders and clowns, people doing the wave.
Rory: You have no idea what a hockey game is, do you?