Happy Birthday, Baby Quotes
Lorelai: Seventy-five thousand dollars. Seventy-five thousand dollars. Oh my God, that’s like 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos.
Richard: What are Jimmy Choos?
Lorelai: Shoes.
Richard: 150 pairs, that’s it?
Lorelai: Dad, they’re Jimmy Choos.
Richard: For seventy-five thousand dollars, you should be able to buy at least three or four hundred pairs of shoes.
Lorelai: Not Jimmy Choos.
Richard: But that’s ridiculous. You are not going to spend seventy-five thousand dollars on Jimmy Choos when you could buy four hundred pairs of less prestigious but I’m sure equally stylish shoes. You will shop around first. Is that clear?
Lorelai: Yes, sir.
Rory: The spirit of giving is completely lost on you.
Lorelai: But the spirit of getting is alive and well. And it wants its chimney swept.
Richard: This was my favorite thing to eat as a boy. My Gran used to make this for me whenever I was feeling a little sad. You know, if my cricket team lost or a girl I fancied, turned up her nose at me.
Lorelai: Well, then load me up, because there was this cute chick at the pharmacy today. I used my best material on her and nothing.
Emily: Richard, at least let Pena serve it.
Lorelai: No comment on my lesbian hilarity? My, how far we've come.
Emily: Take the cake into the kitchen now, Teresa.
Lorelai: Wait, aren't I supposed to blow out the candles?
Emily: Oh, Teresa can do that.
Lorelai: Mom, it's tradition for the person whose name is on the cake to do the blowing.
Emily: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought only children liked to do that. Shall we bring it back out and relight it?
Lorelai: No.
Richard: Well, would you like to make a wish and blow out the tapers?
Lorelai: Why am I being mocked on my birthday?
Richard: Because it's the Gilmore way.
Emily: I don't need anybody doing me any favors. You are released from your obligation, Lorelai. Have a nice birthday, have a nice life. I'm going to bed.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007