Help Wanted Quotes
Lorelai: That’s right, you make coffee, so you’ll need a coffee maker. Let’s see. Ugly, crappy, German, ooh - pretty!
Richard: Oh, well, as long as it’s pretty...
Lorelai: Who is she?
Emily: You know very well who Margie is. She’s been your father’s secretary since you were a child.
Lorelai: Oh, Largie Margie. . .very clever when you’re six.
Kirk: Well, first I read the sign and then I tried the door in case it was some sort of elaborate ruse.
Lorelai: Designed to keep only you out?
Kirk: There's precedent.
Emily: You're crude and unprofessional.
Lorelai: I'd like that on my tombstone please.
Taylor: I know that there's no way that you would be involved in something like that if it weren't for that Sal Mineo wannabe. Believe me, Chachi and Chachi alone will be held responsible for that incident.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 8th, 2007Lorelai: Gilmore Group, may I help you? Oh no, Margie doesn't work for the company anymore. I'm the one who called to schedule the DSL appointment. Well, no, no, we really need the DSL line installed today — it's just awful being without it. Uh-huh, okay, if you can make it before five everything is good but any later than that won't work because the cable modem people are dropping by about 5:05. Well, thank you, that's great! Okay, bye. [to Richard]
• Vote for this Quote! • October 8th, 2007