Here Comes the Son Quotes
Paris: Unbutton your top.
Lorelai: What?
Paris: Teenage boys are controlled by one thing. Unbutton your top.
Lorelai: No.
Paris: Well, me doing it isn't going to help any.
Lorelai: Paris, you need to relax. You need to stop worrying. You need to stop obsessing. You need to stop looking at my boobs.
Sasha: I said he could be in trouble. He could be running from the cops, or attempting to hop across America on one foot, or he really did come all the way from Connecticut just to have pizza with his father who he's not seen or heard from in seventeen years.
Jimmy: What are the odds it's the last one?
Louise: I feel so helpless. Did you hear? Jean jackets are out.
Rory: Out of where?
Madeline: Vogue.
Louise: No, Marie Claire.
Madeline: Whatever. We still can't wear them.
Sasha: Hey, did you ever see The Wizard of Oz?
Jess: Yes.
Sasha: Remember when they go to the Emerald City and they ring the bell and the guy with the beard stuck his head out and they said that they wanted to see the wizard, and he said no, and they said, 'She's got the ruby slippers', and he said 'Well, that's a horse of a different color. Come on in.'
Jess: Yes.
Sasha: Well, I'm the guy with the beard and I'm saying the no unless you can come up with the ruby slippers.
Jess: I'm his son.
Sasha: His son?
Jess: Yes, his son.
Sasha: Well, that's a horse of a different color. Come on in.
Lorelai: Since when are you scared of Rory? 'Cause seriously, Luke, I think you can take her.
Luke: I just need to tell you something. Can she hear us?
Lorelai: Through the walls? No, I put some kryptonite in her waffles. We're good.
Rory: Hmm? Oh, I found that if I focus too much on one subject, I start to get a little punchy. This way, when I hit Bolshevik Revolution overload, I just shift over here and, oh, hello, Anne Boleyn is going down, and then when that gets too depressing, it's right over to calculus.
Lorelai: Saving the party subject for last, huh?