In the Clamor and the Clangor Quotes
Lane: Let's not stray too far from the coffee cart. I can barely feel my feet this morning.
Rory: The floor wasn't too comfortable, huh?
Lane: No, it was fine until Paris came home and stepped on my face. The stepping on my face wasn't too comfortable.
Luke: Well, if you have a big one you don't need a small one. [Lorelai opens her mouth to speak] Don't say "dirty," it's too easy. Hold these.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: Because he's 110!
Rory: Hank's 110?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Why would you say that?
Lorelai: Because, that's the age you say when someone is really old.
Rory: I don't.
Lorelai: You want me to call you at Yale in the middle of the night so I can say, "Hey, drive 20 miles to stand in the snow with Mommy"?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: And then we take the "Craziest Mother-Daughter" title from Judy and Liza.
Lane: You told me the Cookie Monster was one of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Mrs. Kim: Gluttony.
