It Should Have Been Lorelai Quotes
Emily: You know historical homes are infested with mold, don’t you?
Lorelai: Mold?
Emily: It gets inside the walls and grows out of sight and shoots off spores that slowly kill you and your family.
Lorelai: You should get a show on the Home and Garden channel, Mom.
Richard: Oh, oh, a family man shouldn’t drive a motorcycle. The accidents I covered for the firm involving motorcycles – the worst, grisly. They use this industrial machine to scrape the victims off the road like a huge spatula.
Lorelai: Hey, mouthful of cherries here.
Christopher: Good, good. I’m on a little business trip here and I thought I’d call and check in on Rory.
Lorelai: Oh, she went to some biker party a few days ago and never came back.
Christopher: Again?
Lorelai: Yeah, we gotta start disciplining that girl.
Rory: Not Two Fat Ladies again.
Lorelai: Why not? They’re brilliant.
Rory: Because it’s a cooking show and you don’t cook.
Lorelai: That might change.
Rory: Not a chance.
Lorelai: Probably not.
Rory: Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
Lorelai: Martha Stewart?
Rory: I paraphrased Proust.