Keg! Max! Quotes
Rory: It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies.
Lorelai: Our Stars Hollow homies are all in bed by now.
Lorelai: Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
Rory: Nice.
Lorelai: If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
Rory: I wasn't planning on doing that.
Lorelai: Those things are never planned.
Richard: Your Grandmother would come to the phone but she's in the next room dancing wih Lloyd Sandstone. Watch where you put those hands, Lloyd.
Rory: A guy named Lloyd is feeling up Grandma?