Kiss and Tell Quotes
Lorelai: Michel, it's the first snowfall of the season. It's very lucky! Make a wish.
Michel: Get away from me.
Lorelai: Oh, you're not supposed to say it out loud.
Rory: Hey. My mom's not wearing any underwear.
Lorelai: Oh!
Rory: Well you aren't.
Taylor: You're just being selfish, Luke.
Lorelai: Still they don't notice. I can't take it anymore.
Taylor: We're talking about the spirit of fall.
Lorelai: She's not going on your motorcycle.
Dean: I don't have a motorcycle.
Lorelai: She's not going on your motorcycle.
Dean: Fine, she won't go on my motorcycle.
Rory: No? No lecture about kissing a boy?
Lorelai: Why? Did you do it wrong?
Lorelai: You're comparing me to my mother?
Rory: No, I just...
Lorelai: I'm Emily Gilmore now? My, how the mighty have fallen.
Lorelai: Stop saying mother like that.
Rory: Like what?
Lorelai: Like there's supposed to be another word after that.
Lorelai: That Lothario over there has wormed his way into my daugther's heart — and mouth — and for that, he must die!
Luke: You can't kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double coupon day — you'll bring down the town.
Taylor: You have been living here for years, young man. It's time you become one of us.
Luke: Sorry, I guess my pod's defective.
