Last Week's Fights, This Week's Tights Quotes
TJ: It's like a marketing thing. Don't call 'em "tights." You guys don't want to wear "tights." Call 'em "air pants." Here's your slogan -- "air pants -- the pants that breathe." I'm telling you, we gotta get in on the ground floor of this.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007Kirk: Hope ye took much pleasure in Kajagoogoo. Methinks Oingo Boingo wilst soon makest an appearance. But first, please clear the floor for our happy couple...eth.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Liz: I see. You want to get married?
Lorelai: Oh, now, Liz. It's inappropriate for you to propose to me on your wedding day.
Luke: What is wrong with this shoe polish?
Jess: Pontius Pilate was alive when you bought it?
Luke: Is this how turkey legs are supposed to look?
Carrie: I don't know. Take off your pants and let us see.
Paris: Rory, you've had quite the dry spell this year.
Rory: I have not had a dry spell.
Paris: There's not one picture of you with a guy.
Sookie: If they're small enough to shove up our son's nose, they're too small!
Jackson: No way could you shove one of these up Davey's nose.
Sookie: Bet you five bucks.
Jackson: Get him in here!
Lorelai: There's a horse in the dining room.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Cletus is in the dining room.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: He heard about the terrific continental breakfast? I don't know. I gotta go look into this.
Lorelai: Mrs. Kim, you know why the boys were there? She was trying to be up front with you, and that's good. She could have hid them from you, and she didn't. I've met those boys. They're innocent. As innocent as if she was living with two girls. So think of them that way... as two tall, gawky, caring, sometimes unwashed girls who are watching out for your daughter's safety.
Mrs. Kim: Girls.