Let the Games Begin Quotes
Rory: Can we not say the word "college" for at least 48 hours?
Lorelai: Fine.
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: How 'bout "collage," can we say "collage?" 'Cause it sounds the same, but it's actually very different.
Rory: "Collage" is fine.
Lorelai: Okay, good, 'cause I don't even know how to get through a conversation without the word "collage."
Jess: What do you think is gonna happen?
Luke: You know what I think is gonna happen.
Jess: No, I don’t. Tell me. Tell me what I’m gonna do to her.
Luke: You’re not gonna do anything to her because when you’re at her place, there’s Lorelai, and when you’re here, there’s me, and when you’re out there, there’s Taylor.
Jess: Romeo and Juliet had warring families and they still managed to do a little damage, you know?
Luke: Well, as soon as I catch you in a pair of tights, I’ll get worried. Until then, do your homework.
Luke: What’s the matter, Kirk?
Kirk: My trophy’s gone.
Luke: What?
Kirk: Someone took her.
Luke: Kirk.
Kirk: The last time I remember seeing her, she was next to me at the movies.
Luke: Stop calling it she.
Kirk: I retraced my steps all day and nothing. I suspect foul play.
Luke: Foul play?
Kirk: Kidnapping, possibly.
Kirk: Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke: Out back in the dumpster.
Emily: Liliana will be right out with the sand dabs. I’m afraid we’re going to have to let her go, Richard.
Richard: Well, if that’s how you feel, Emily.
Lorelai: You’re firing someone over putting walnuts in a salad?
Emily: I’m going to fire someone over putting walnuts in the salad after she was told not to put walnuts in the salad.
Lorelai: Mom, you know, if you’re not a little nicer to your help, you might find yourself in a Frank Lloyd Wright situation.
Richard: Frank Lloyd Wright?
Emily: What on earth does Frank Lloyd Wright have to do with my salad?
Richard: And your walnuts.
Lorelai: Mrs. Wright apparently had this major problem with her help. She was very rough on them and they totally hated her. So this guy who had worked for her forever, he had finally had enough. I believe the incident was over walnuts, wasn’t it, honey?
Rory: The exact cause has not been proven.
Lorelai: God, I’m starved.
Rory: Think about something else.
Lorelai: Like what?
Rory: Something disgusting that will take your appetite away.
Lorelai: Ari Fleischer?
Richard: Ari Fleischer is our nation’s mouthpiece, young lady.
Lorelai: Officially not hungry now.
Jess: Hi.
Rory: Hey.
Jess: Hi.
Lorelai: Hi.
Jess: Hi.
Luke: Hi.
Rory: I have to get to school.
Jess: Yeah, me too.
Rory: Bye
Jess: Bye. Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: Bye.
Rory: Bye.
Luke: Bye.
[Jess and Rory leave]
Luke: What the hell was that?
Lorelai: That was episode one of "Rory and Jess: The Early Years."
