Lorelai, Out of Water Quotes
Paris: And in regards to the student council meeting –
Rory: Oh, you mean the one where you tried to impeach me because you haven’t been properly diagnosed yet?
Rory: You set my alarm for 5:15 a.m.
Lorelai: [walking into the kitchen] I know, and I did it for purely practical reasons.
Rory: Which are?
Lorelai: My alarm is just not as reliable as your scream.
Lorelai: Hey, got any good stories?
Luke: Nope, sorry.
Lorelai: Ah, nothing? No crazy, colorful uncle? Best friend with a funny name?
Luke: Jeff Smith?
Lorelai: Skeletons in the family closet? War wounds? Funny shaped scars?
Luke: It really throws you off when Rory’s late, doesn’t it?
Rory: I appreciate that. So, tell me, your cousin getting married Saturday, what’s his story?
Lane: James. Very quiet, kind of skulky, couldn’t meet anyone here, so his family arranged to have a girl shipped over from the old country.
Rory: I hope they cut air holes in the box.