Lost and Found Quotes
Lorelai: All right, I’ll check the car. And don’t worry – if worse comes to worse and we can’t find it, we’ll follow Dean to work, hide behind the cantaloupes, jump him, blind him and he’ll never find out.
Rory: As long as we have a plan.
Luke: I can’t relax. I can’t sleep. I’m having nightmares about being chased around by boxes with arms and they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face and secure it around my head with packing tape and I’m just lying there choking while you’re sitting in the corner laughing, putting gel in your hair with a switchblade!
Jess: Should I be putting a tongue depressor in your mouth right about now?
Lorelai: I think I have gangrene.
Rory: You do not.
Lorelai: And vertigo.
Rory: Oh boy.
Lorelai: And one leg suddenly feels shorter than the other.
Rory: This is gonna be the Vanity Fair paper cut incident all over again, isn’t it?
Luke: Ow!
Lorelai: Luke, are you okay?
Luke: Stupid box! Stupid lamp!
Lorelai: Hey Luke, are you being attacked by your possessions again?
Rory: Do you need stitches?
Lorelai: Probably.
Rory: Well, then we should go to a doctor.
Lorelai: No, no doctors. You go into a hospital, you don’t come out again.
Rory: Well said, Ida Morgenstern.