Luke Can See Her Face Quotes
Paris: He orders old gelato.
Rory: Old gelato?
Paris: Vanilla. It's a very old flavor.
Paris: I'm 19. I should be rollicking. Asher doesn't rollick.
Rory: Well he probably didn't rollick when he was younger either. He's British.
Doctor: Miss, you have to lower your voice.
Paris: That is Professor Asher Fleming in there, of Yale University. He's an important man, and you're acting like you're about to sell his spleen to UCLA.
Doctor: The procedures are the procedures.
Paris: Oh, really? I thought the procedures were a hat. Hit me with some more lame tautology, Socrates.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Rory: This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Lorelai: Kiss for Mommy.
Movie: "Fatso": Fat! Fat! Fat! Fat!
Man on Cassette: Complete the following sentence -- I feel angry because...
Luke: I am listening to this tape.
Man on Cassette: I feel hopeful because...
Luke: This tape must end eventually.
Man on Cassette: I feel helpless because...
Luke: I wonder if anyone's ever kicked an audiotape's ass.
Man on Cassette: Love!
Luke: Jeez!
Man on Cassette: You want it? You can have it. And not compromised, stifling, soul-killing love, but open, honest, life-affirming love. But how do you get it? How do you get this love?
Luke: If I knew that, what the hell would I need you for?
Man on Cassette: It's going to take work. It's going to take introspection.
Paris: [sees Asher leaving] Oh, crap. Pretend you have to see him in his office.
Rory: No!
Paris: You were confused on the last point he made.
Rory: No.
Paris: You were gonna ask him after class, but Toby from "American Splendor" wouldn't stop yapping and you couldn't.
Rory: I feel my mouth moving, something's coming out and yet --
Lorelai: There are two of them. They're not even easing me into this, those bastards. I give up. I guess I need to start collecting newspapers and magazines, find a blue bathrobe, lose my front teeth.
Rory: Well, obviously, you've got a busy day ahead of you, so I'm gonna let you go.
Lorelai: Yarn balls. I need to find some yarn balls.
Rory: Bye.
Lorelai: There's a cat on my doorstep.
Rory: Well, that's better than a bun in your oven.
Lorelai: A man on a mission.
Jason: That's me.
Rory: Fire!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Nothing. I was just feeling left out.
