Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels Quotes
Lorelai: Hi, Rory, it's me. How's school? You learning stuff? Listen, we have the horses, Desdemona and Cletus, and the first two rides have to be me and you. And hopefully, you're over the time that I took you for the pony ride, and the pony was old and just sort of stopped and laid down, and you sort of rolled off into the ditch. It's really not likely to happen again. I promise. So, call me, call me. [puts phone away as Tom walks by] Hey, Tom, how do you like our new horses?
Tom: Very fragrant.
Luke: He's a grown man with and etch-a-sketch.
Jess: Well shake him real hard, maybe he'll disappear!
Rory: So who else is joining us?
Emily: No one. We brought one of Richard's coats to hang over the chair.
Richard: We're saying it's Marjorie's husband.
Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: It's a complete disaster!
Lorelai: My existence?
Emily: Not everything is about you, Lorelai.
Luke: Got a handful of Barbie...
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007 Lorelai: I'm sorry, are you drunk?
Luke: I am not drunk. I do not get drunk. I had some beer. Beers. More than one. A few. And then I came here and I climbed your tree.
Lorelai: Well, good thinking.
Luke: And then I fell out of your tree.
Lorelai: Hmm. Sit down.
Luke: I landed flat on my back. I felt like Kirk.
Lorelai: If you're here, then who's this?
Rory: I don't know.
Lorelai: We have a stranger in our house!
Rory: Robert Downey Jr.?
Lorelai: Or a murderer!
Rory: Who needed a nap before committing his crime?
Lorelai: I'm going to go make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.
Rory: That's going on your tombstone.
Lorelai: Cold! Cold! Icy feet, stupid frozen tundra house!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 18th, 2007
