One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes Quotes
Lorelai: Lane can't quit the band. She has to get famous and introduce me to Bono.
Rory: I told her that.
Lorelai: All right, let's go eat… see if we can figure out a way to salvage my future as a groupie.
Luke: Hey, wait now. You're talking crazy talk trying to confuse me now, aren't you?
Lorelai: Aren't you!
Luke: What?
Lorelai: Who?
Luke: Stop it!
Lorelai: Bye!
Lorelai: [to Luke] I've seen you swimming at the lake, so I've seen you with your shirt off.
Jess: Lately? 'Cause he's really let himself go.
Lorelai: Sing Margaritaville.
Luke: No.
Jess: That attitude's gonna lose you that toy.
Luke: Stay outta this.
Lorelai: All those Stars Hollow moms looked alike, except for Lane's mom and that one mom with the freaky glass eye that never moved.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 9th, 2007 Lorelai: So, I think I'm in touch with the other side.
Rory: The other side of…
Lorelai: The other side.
Rory: With Republicans?
