Richard in Stars Hollow Quotes
Lorelai: Oh my God, the most horrible thing just happened. Headmaster Charleston’s office called, he’s been kidnapped! Two guys broke into his house and threw him in a hefty bag, used those twisty ties and carted him off. Classes have been canceled until further notice.
Rory: I am going to school Mom.
Lorelai: Rory, come on, it’s just one day. I’ll write you a note. ‘Dear Nazis, Rory had to miss school today on account of saving her mom from spending the entire day with her father who often looks at her like she has three heads.’
Paris: I don’t know, where’s the bad part of town?
Rory: Uhh, over there.
Paris: What?
Rory: Uh, people - they’re very upset with the color of that fence.
Paris: Hey, where'd he come from? What's up there? Is that where you keep the girls? You got yourself a little cathouse up there?
Jess: Wow, I think she got you Uncle Luke. You better give up now.
Luke: Do not add to this insanity.
Jess: An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.
Luke: Jess!
Jess: I wanna be good, life's just not letting me.
Lorelai: It's going to be a bad, depressing Lifetime movie, and Nancy McKeon will be playing me. I am Jo.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 8th, 2007