Say Goodnight, Gracie Quotes
Lorelai: I was negotiating at a funeral.
Rory: I saw.
Lorelai: Which might've been the most inappropriate thing to happen today until that gnat flew into Kirk's mouth and he freaked and dropped the casket.
Lorelai: We very respectfully hover in his vicinity until the walk is over.
Sookie: Then we will politely ask him to get in touch with us.
Lorelai: Yes. Coming?
Rory: No, you guys go ahead. I'll be in the back of the line so that when the earth opens up and swallows you whole, I'll be here to tell the story.
Taylor: Uh, in a second, Jess. Give him a taffy. I come to announce to one and all that the day we all thought would never get here has arrived.
Kirk: Arbor Day?
Taylor: No.
Kirk: The Day of Reckoning?
Taylor: No
Kirk: The Day the Music Died?
Taylor: Kirk.
Kirk: Give me a taffy.
Taylor: What?
Kirk: I've got a million of 'em. Give me a taffy!
Lorelai: Okay. Your first cop-raided party. I am just so proud.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: I just wish I could've been there.
Rory: It was no big deal.
Lorelai: Did they bring the paddy wagon?
Rory: Yeah, but then we snuck out the back door of the speakeasy and headed straight for the Algonquin.
Lorelai: How was Benchley?
Rory: Drunk again.