Secrets and Loans Quotes
Lorelai: Well, you helped me pay for Chilton, I gave you Friday night dinners, so what's this, Sunday night tea?
Emily: Lorelai, I did this for your own good.
Lorelai: Wednesday night bridge club?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Monday night football?
Rory: One sec. You know Mom, I hate to bring this up, but I think there's a really obvious solution to our problem.
Lorelai: I know hon.
Rory: You do?
Lorelai: Yes. And frankly, I think if I sold you into white slavery, I would miss you.
Kirk: Well, I haven't done the exact estimate, but I'd say somewhere in the neighborhood of fifteen thousand dollars.
Lorelai: Tell it to move to another neighborhood.
Kirk: I'm sorry?
Lorelai: Fifteen thousand dollars?
Rory: We're never eating again.
Lorelai: Oh, you think I don't know that? You think I sit around all day swapping witticisms with Robert Benchley at the Algonquin?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007Lorelai: You will say nothing, you will do nothing, you will sit in the corner and offer no opinions and pull a full-on Clarence Thomas.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there.
Emily: No. It's a hologram. Lifelike, isn't it?