Swan Song Quotes
Lorelai: Okay, for starters, I think you have to realize something – you were really lucky with Dean. He was an exceptional first boyfriend, and you got spoiled. Most of us didn’t have first boyfriends like Dean. Most of us had first boyfriends like Brian Hutchins.
Rory: Brian Hutchins?
Lorelai: Seventh grade, I’m sitting in the library, walks up, asks me to go steady. I say yes. He walks away and I don’t see him again until the tenth grade when he tries to sell me a dimebag at the Sadies Hawkins Day dance. And he was way overcharging for it, too.
Rory: That’s demented.
Lorelai: Well, that’s what most of us had to put up with. Where do you think the Susan Faludi’s of the world came from?
Rory: We need a signal.
Lorelai: A kissing signal?
Rory: Something to avoid this.
Lorelai: Okay, um, how ‘bout I shoot off a flare when I’m outside necking with a boy?
Rory: You know what I mean.
Lorelai: Or I could bang on the door and yell, "Hey, we’re necking out here!"
Rory: I still say we need a signal.
Luke: When you date a girl like Rory, you’re involved with her whole family. Just like that last girl you dated, you were involved with her whole petri dish.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007 Kirk: We’re gonna have to rewrite that.
Miss Patty: What?
Kirk: It got no response. It needs a rewrite.
Miss Patty: Kirk, it’s my reminiscence. I can’t rewrite it.
Kirk: How about if she says, "Doll, you’ve got the gams, but I’ve got a body in the trunk of my car."
Miss Patty: Why would she say that?
Kirk: Because she’s a murderer. I think it works.
Miss Patty: I’m not rewriting my memories, Kirk.
Jess: Does she know what I look like?
Rory: I don’t think so.
Jess: Perfect. Find someone who vaguely resembles me. Take him. Just don’t kiss him goodnight.
Lorelai: Man, that was some stealthy little maneuver she pulled there, huh? Applying the guilt over not knowing about the Dean breakup and making you all weak, and then using that to get Jess to come to dinner on Friday. She’s like Lyndon Johnson with the Senate, effortless.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007 Rory: Hanging out with Jess for most of the day, studying at night.
Lorelai: Cool. Alex and I are having dinner tomorrow night.
Rory: Good. That’ll make it nice and quiet for when I study.
Lorelai: I’m that loud?
Rory:You are when you dance around singing ‘Rory’s Studying’ songs.