Teach Me Tonight Quotes
Kirk: Ah, Lorelai, good. I need one minute of your time.
Lorelai: I’ll give you two because you scare me.
Jess: My mother told me never go through a lady’s bag ... at least, not until you’re a couple blocks away. I’m just kidding, she never said that. Though it sounds like pretty good advice, doesn’t it?
• Vote for this Quote! • October 8th, 2007 Lorelai: I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid.
Rory: Then don’t do ‘em.
Lorelai: Well, but if you don’t do them, you’re not only stupid, you’re also a coward.
Mr. Merten: Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Luke: Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
Kirk: I don't know if you know this about me, but I have a very creative mind.
Lorelai: I did not know that about you, Kirk.
Kirk: It's true.