The Bracebridge Dinner Quotes

Rory Gilmore

Richard: Lorelai, this is just beautiful! It's like something out of Architectural Digest. You should be very proud.
Lorelai: [smiling] Thanks, Dad!
Emily: Your dress needs pressing.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Paris: Madeline's 500 words on test anxiety spends 400 of them arguing that stretch corduroy is the best material for low-rise jeans.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Sookie: I am so sad...and mad. I'm smad.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Sookie: Keep in mind during the Bracebridge dinner, we are not just servers, we are performers. So, anytime you're with a guest, you must be in character and you must speak Old English. It's a world we're creating here, so whatever we can do— Kirk, you're driving me crazy!
Kirk: Who, me?

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007


Lorelai: What about Paris? Does she ever sleep?
Rory: I think she periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

  • Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007



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