The Ins and Outs of Inns Quotes
Lorelai: No it isn't. You are a brilliant chef and to think that you should do things differently from how you do them now is ridiculous. You don't tell a great violinist to hold his bow differently. You don't tell a great cymbal player to crash his cymbals differently. You just let them play.
Sookie: There are great cymbal players?
Lorelai: Theoretically.
Mia: You sure you don't want some tea? Tea usually makes things like this a little less awkward. There are things to hold and stir.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 3rd, 2007 Bootsy: This goes way beyond the Jess matter, Taylor. Luke's been on my case since the first grade when he wrongfully accused me of sabotaging a clay imprint that he made of his hand.
Lorelai: Ooh! Think hard, was he dressed like Sulu?
Lorelai: So, Mia, how's living in Santa Barbara?
Mia: Horrible. Did you know the damn sun shines all the time out there?
Rory: They've written songs about that.
Mia: Well, no one told me that's how it was. Half of my wardrobe is obsolete.
Lorelai: Aw, drag. Hey, you know that vintage-y blue coat?
Mia: You're not getting it.
Taylor: This goes well beyond a head of lettuce, young man. The charges against your nephew are numerous. He stole the 'save the bridge' money.
Luke: He gave that back.
Taylor: He stole a gnome from Babette's garden.
Luke: Pierpont was also returned.
Lorelai: Are we late?
Luke: We're two minutes early.
Rory: We should get a prize for being on time.
Lorelai: Hey, Luke, let's go back to the diner and have pie as a reward!
Luke: Then we'd be late.
Lorelai: A funny conundrum, but I want pie!
Luke: This is Liz's kid, Jess. Jess, this is Mia, Lorelai's boss. She owns the Independence Inn.
Mia: Hello.
Jess: Hmmph.
Luke: That's "Hello, nice to meet you" in Slacker.