The Nanny and the Professor Quotes
Lorelai: Um, listen, we should talk about what we're gonna do.
Jason: About what?
Lorelai: I mean, you know, what we're gonna, uh, say to people about us.
Jason: Hmm, how about "yahoo."
Lorelai: No, I'm talking about what we're gonna say to my parents about us.
Jason: Oh, well, I thought we'd say that we're having repeated sexual encounters out of wedlock continuously as Catholic schoolchildren are walking by.
Emily: What were you going to do, hit the man?
Richard: He went into my desk!
Emily: He was 85 years old.
Rory: No, I don't wanna know where you were, and I don't wanna know what you were doing or who you were doing it with. I had to cover for you when Doyle noticed that you were gone, so I told him that you were at a family thing, and as far as I'm concerned, that's where you were - at your family thing. And in the future, I want nothing to do with anything to do with what you were doing tonight or who you were doing it with, especially who! Now, go to sleep.
Paris: I smell like pipe tobacco.
Rory: Oh, jeez.
Rory: Yes, what about that? This guy's risking everything - his job, his reputation.
Lorelai: Yes, well. . .he'll always have Paris.
Rory: How long have you been waiting with that one?
Lorelai: I just had a feeling the opportunity would present itself eventually.
Rory: Maybe it's a phase. It'll pass.
Lorelai: Oh, yeah, or he will.
Doyle: What is this?
Rory: Strawberry ice cream.
Doyle: It has strawberries in it.
Rory: I don't even know how to respond to that.